the goggles.

there's this chinese/hongkong guy in my batch who wears goggles for glasses hence his nickname "goggles". he is the very jinjang and i think he thinks its cool to wear those weird-ass goggles to hospital. and well, i dont talk to him for obvious reasons... (FREAK!!!)

so one day, my friends and i went clubbing. it was an asian night, so i wasn't really looking forward to it because it was gonna be so jinjang. but my friends ajak, and it would be a laugh anyway. but im SO glad i went, it was actually really fun and i never knew asian chicks were so hot it has changed my view on them.

ANYWAY, as soon as my friends (some were girls) and i went onto the dancefloor, i noticed goggles! and the worse thing is, he noticed me too. shit! which made him come up to me all smiley-like so i had to be all smiley-like back.

goggles: hi! (smiley)

me: hi!... (smiley back)

goggles: hwaaaa! so you playing up the girls nyaa!! (cuz i was dancing wit these girls)

me: hehe... yeah man!

goggles: hwaaa! (smiley)

me: yeah... you playing up the girls tonight too!?

goggles: hwaaa! no man, i'm gay!

me: AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! (i swear i thought he was joking)

goggles: no really, i'm gay. (suddenly serious face)

me: HAHAahoahah... oh ur serious... fuck. (then i panicked and i didn't know what to do so i started patting his back in consolation) ... well thats okay. pat pat. thats okay...

goggles: thanks, yeah, its okay... (and he started patting my back too- wtf?)

it.was.so.awkward

... and then i turned and walked away... and laugh/cried SO HARD cuz that was so fucking embarrassing and weird and i really don't deserve this!!!

What. The. FUCK!?