the silly little prank.

my housemate faiz's mom and lil sis were over for the weekend. aww

anyway, ezman(my other housemate) and i were in the house alone the whole day cuz faiz and fam went to trafford the whole day. i was basically in my room the whole day and very bored at the end of the day.

so when i heard ezman go into the toilet which was on the first floor, i quietly went downstairs (i was on the 2nd floor at that time) and switched the toilet light off! MUHUHAHAHA!!!!

then i heard a girl scream "ABAH!!!!!"

shitshitshit! they're back! if the mom nampak im so dead so i switched it back on and ran downstairs and into ezman's room who was quietly studying.

(looking at him with evil eyes)...why the hell weren't you in the toilet ezman...

the doll.

this happened a while back, but it's still one of the most disturbing experiences i've had in my life.

i have a blow up doll. yes i do. and no, this is not the disturbing part. it was a birthday gift from a best friend. her name was miss thunderpussy... the blow-up doll, not the best friend. and before i left for malaysia, i kissed her goodbye for the summer in all its blown-up glory.

but when i came back, she was nowhere to be found...

i looked high and low for her, but she was gone. a few days later, i found the box that she came in with. it was stapled shut. this was weird because why the hell would i staple the box. so i opened it. and to my dreadful horror, she was inside, utterly and totally deflated. someone had stuffed her violently inside.

i hurriedly took her out and blew all my life into her. but somehow, my breath of life wasn't working. she wasn't inflating. i was puzzled, so i felt all around her body for any unnecessary holes....*ahem*

to my horror, she had a gaping hole in the front of her neck; someone had slit it like a murderer who creeps up from behind and slits an unsuspecting victim's throat. a straight cut from left to right. grief came over me, who would do this to an innocent blow-up doll?

after much questioning of my housemates, nobody seems to know anything (suspicious). and the mystery has yet to be solved. so yes, there's a murderer in our midst. and the question remains...

who killed miss thunderpussy?

RIP

Miss Thunderpussy

20/02/2008- 26/09/2009

You were my first, and hopefully not my last.