this patient had a dog. and during the whole interview, i think the dog was humping my leg.
... yes. it was humping my leg. a dog... was humping my leg. humping... hump.... sex.
it was licking my shoes, licking its thingy, shaking back and forth, and whimpering like it was...
...fucking me.
it was SO HARD(pun not intended!!!) to focus on my interview! the patient obviously saw how distressed i was by the situation and so he said:
patient: aww toby really likes you! ... so where are you from?
me: Malaysia (yeah he suuuuure does! help!)
patient: oh thats nice... you guys eat dogs right?
me: wtf? no, God no! ahem that would be the vietnamese. (i wish there was a vietnamese person right now!)
patient: oh, and how about the chinese?
me: oh they eat everything. (a chinese person would be useful too...)
my clinical partner: but surely they're more civilized now.
patient: yeah but not the ones living in the jungle.
@.@
im like WAATHHEEHELLLL this is not what im supposed to interview you about!!!
...and get this dog off me!!!
LOL!
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tulah! dalam hati i was like, omg you don't know ANYTHING about malaysia! stop talking!!
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i think he meant the Chinese in China's jungles? =P anyway i think the KOreans eat dogs too. in fact, i went to Beijing a couple of years ago, at the "food market/carnival" thing, there was... a dog. roasting. it smelled horrid.
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