Monday, September 14, 2009

the bite.

i have a secret fetish when it comes to children. i like to bite their cheeks... no matter what. and before i do, i will let out a growl as a warning or to build up momentum for the big leap + bite.

today, i attempted to bite my little brother for the billionth time. little did i know that this time it would all go wrong.

i growled. i leaped. i pinned him down. my teeth were already against his cheeks. but as i was about to close them, my brother thrashed about crazily and i hit my teeth against his teeth... hard.

our heads jerked back, our teeth hurting. when we recovered, i looked at his teeth...

a piece of his front teeth had gotten chipped off. OMG

i checked mine. it was all intact (thank god).

omg im so sorry ill never bite you ever again!... i think!

i'm not sure if i can control it anymore. this is because the other day i was at the mall and i was in Timberland and i saw this 3+ year old boy looking at me and i involuntarily growled at him! i growled at him like a wild animal... after the boy ran away behind his parents only then did i realise i was growling and stopped.

wtf is happening to me...

10 comments:

  1. i wonder if you have d same fetish for girls. hurmmm..... lolz.. btw ure crazzzyyy! =P

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  2. hahaha... for girls... i bite somewhere else. ;)

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  3. hish.syaz,u are actually a vampire.

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  4. hahahahahaha.. hilarious story.. and u need help..

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  5. u mean!...u meanie!!..cheeks are for pinching...not for biting!!

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  6. Omg you sick basta*d!!! Haha jk :p

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  7. Don't ever do peads... unless you want a lawsuit...

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  8. Best-nya. Sounds fun. It could be a sport. Maybe next time you should nibble instead.

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  9. adam: hoi! band of brothers kot! :P
    everyone: you all secretly like to bite children's cheeks, admit it. you know you do.

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