today, i attempted to bite my little brother for the billionth time. little did i know that this time it would all go wrong.
i growled. i leaped. i pinned him down. my teeth were already against his cheeks. but as i was about to close them, my brother thrashed about crazily and i hit my teeth against his teeth... hard.
our heads jerked back, our teeth hurting. when we recovered, i looked at his teeth...
a piece of his front teeth had gotten chipped off. OMG
i checked mine. it was all intact (thank god).
omg im so sorry ill never bite you ever again!... i think!
i'm not sure if i can control it anymore. this is because the other day i was at the mall and i was in Timberland and i saw this 3+ year old boy looking at me and i involuntarily growled at him! i growled at him like a wild animal... after the boy ran away behind his parents only then did i realise i was growling and stopped.
wtf is happening to me...
i wonder if you have d same fetish for girls. hurmmm..... lolz.. btw ure crazzzyyy! =P
ReplyDeletehahaha... for girls... i bite somewhere else. ;)
ReplyDeletehish.syaz,u are actually a vampire.
ReplyDeletehahahahahaha.. hilarious story.. and u need help..
ReplyDeleteu mean!...u meanie!!..cheeks are for pinching...not for biting!!
ReplyDeleteOmg you sick basta*d!!! Haha jk :p
ReplyDeleteDon't ever do peads... unless you want a lawsuit...
ReplyDeleteBest-nya. Sounds fun. It could be a sport. Maybe next time you should nibble instead.
ReplyDeletebloody brother!
ReplyDeleteadam: hoi! band of brothers kot! :P
ReplyDeleteeveryone: you all secretly like to bite children's cheeks, admit it. you know you do.