the massage.

the other day my mom took me for a full body massage at St Nicholas Home for the Blind because you know, blind people like to massage.

the masseur was already waiting for me in the private room. As i stepped in, he told me to strip to my undies.

only one problem.

... i wasn't wearing my undies that day.

i only had my beach pants on because i was going to the beach after that!

so, i was like, "err... i'm not wearing my undies today..."

he was like, "oh, ... *long pause* its... okay" (hm.. suspicious)

so, i was like, ah wtv, he's blind anyway.

*strip*

though the situation was pretty weird, the massage was amazing... and i'm sure you can use your imagination when i say, a time came when he had to massage my beautiful and bountiful butt! (remember, no underwear)... it was niiiiiiiithe.

when all was good and done, i told my mom what had happened.

she said honey, not all of them are blind some just have eye problems but they can still see.

omg...

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